Banned from zoo.
Again?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
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