Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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