How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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