a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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