Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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