that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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