I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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