yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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