What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Rumble strips road head = magical
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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