accomplished twins. life is a go
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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