wakey wakey hands off snakey
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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