we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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