He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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