butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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