is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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