belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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