It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Randomize
