apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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