If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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