I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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