I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Success! We fucked roommates!
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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