Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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