Non-Jews are for practice
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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