would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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