Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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