is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I just want nice things and good sex
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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