we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Boobs are out for the taking
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Randomize
