i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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