Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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