so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
No subtext here. People are naked.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
