He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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