just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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