she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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