this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I can't turn off my feet"
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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