R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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