I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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