i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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