Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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