absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
is wine microwaveable?
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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