We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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