She announced her abortion via fbk
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Randomize
