Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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