everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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