A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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