do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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