pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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