it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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