Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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