I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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