I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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