First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
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Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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