her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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