He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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